One of the most abysmal things about Christmas, though (aside from fruitcake) is the music on offer. When I worked retail for five years, I heard the same loop of Christmas songs for two months out of each year until I wanted to stab my eyes out with candlesticks. The particularly horrendous one that still makes me twitch to this very day is that Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime song from Paul McCartney. It's difficult to find decent Christmas music - I generally grin and bear the traditional family Christmas music like Boney M and Mannheim Steamroller (we usually only play it during our four-Sundays-before-Christmas-German-advent tradition when we light another candle on the wreath each Sunday evening leading up to Christmas). The only Christmas music I have ever purchased is Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite and Sufjan Stevens' four-disc set. However, over the years, I've built up a small collection of songs that I find bearable and I've assembled a chunk of them here for the weekly mix. So, when you have to do Christmassy tasks of any sort (wrapping gifts, decorating the tree, baking cookies, running people over in the parking lot), you can have something to listen to. There will be no Band Aid, no Elvis, no Frank Sinatra, and definitely no *twitch* Paul McCartney.
As with my Halloween mix, I've only provided links to every second track, but the full mix is available to download at the very bottom. The mix kicks off with a little rock, including the brilliantly satirical Christmas Number One from last year done by the geniuses of Black Box Recorder and Art Brut. Then there's a little bit of electronic with The Knife and Dandy Warhols before you eventually hit some retro Spectorish songs by The Raveonettes, The Long Blondes, The Hives and Cyndi Lauper, and of course The Ronettes themselves. I've included Stars' cover of The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl classic because I had already used the original Fairytale of New York for a duet mix earlier this year - don't fear, the Stars version is pretty great. Then it goes rather gentle into the good night with Kate Bush, Goldfrapp, Mogwai, Momus, Okkervil River and that duet with David Bowie and Bing Crosby, which must be included - despite its awkward bit of cringe-inducing dialogue - because I love David Bowie. It all finishes up with Kermit the Frog because I love Muppets as much as David Bowie (which explains why my favourite film is Labyrinth). Also, as an exercise in craziness and kicks, I would suggest you take a look at the Last Christmas Web site, where all known covers of George Michael's contemporary classic are gathered. I stumbled across it last year when I started realizing just how many covers of that song I had come across - apparently someone else had already beaten me to the wondering and took that one extra step toward OCD. For this mix you'll get the Manics version from an appearance on TFI Friday (much better than the strange Christmas Ghost song they came up with last year). So, this mix is called Better Than Fruitcake. Bah, humbug!
Christmas Number One - The Black Arts
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) - The Ramones
Father Christmas - The Kinks
We Three Kings - Reverend Horton Heat
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Bright Eyes
Little Drummer Boy - The Dandy Warhols
Christmas Reindeer - The Knife
Can You Hear What I Hear? - Bodies of Water
Frosty the Snowman - Cocteau Twins
Christmas Fire - The Deer Tracks
She Came Home For Christmas - Mew
Put the Lights on the Tree - Sufjan Stevens
Child's Christmas in Wales - John Cale
Fairytale of New York - Stars
The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes
Christmas is Cancelled - The Long Blondes
A Christmas Duel - The Hives and Cyndi Lauper
White Christmas - The Pipettes
Sleigh Ride - The Ronettes
Baby, It's Cold Outside - Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews
It's Christmas Time - Yo La Tengo
Carol of the Bells - The Polyphonic Spree
December Will Be Magic Again - Kate Bush
Winter Wonderland - Goldfrapp
Christmas and Train Trips and Things - Trembling Blue Stars
It's Xmas So We'll Stop - Frightened Rabbit
Merry Christmas (I Love You) - Hawksley Workman
Listening to Otis Redding At Home During Christmas - Okkervil River
Last Christmas - Manic Street Preachers
Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy - Bing Crosby and David Bowie
Christmas Song - Mogwai
Christmas on Earth - Momus
The Christmas Wish - Kermit the Frog
Weekly Mix #45 (Megaupload)